Technoblade

Technoblade

I play video games too much. I might not be the best, but I do have hot elbows.

My twitter:
twitter.com/Technothepig

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टिप्पण्या

  • Ryan Tanaka
    Ryan Tanaka
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    I saw a poll and it said who is better and dream won the vote😡
  • Havoc Gia
    Havoc Gia
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    "ChandlerHallow"hey peeps
  • Aidxn
    Aidxn
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    Makes me wish I even owned Java edition
  • leafwasnottaken
    leafwasnottaken
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    *b o n k*
  • Agent Tennessee
    Agent Tennessee
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    I'd like to imagine they told Technoblade one hour in advance because he's the Batman of Minecraft prep time and he's one of those people that just gets exponentially more dangerous when he's aloud to think.
  • Heavy Breathing
    Heavy Breathing
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    Wwwwaaaaiiiiitttttt..... Whitelisted is Deo’s alt. I’m onto you now blade....
  • Harvey Sucayre
    Harvey Sucayre
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    Uwuqjbevhak
  • THØR GAMING
    THØR GAMING
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    The only person to yell “NOOOOOO” when they win
  • kelvin0_o
    kelvin0_o
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    I like how Techno’s always mined blocks with both hands instead of one
  • Simply Mxlon
    Simply Mxlon
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    Aww she reminded me when I was younger my brother used to play Minecraft i sat beside him saying “KILL THAT SHEEP” And same with GTA what ever was out in that time “KILL THAT OLD LADY” I swear I am ok now
  • ANIME_USER
    ANIME_USER
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    My mans mental
  • BRICK BERRY
    BRICK BERRY
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    Im everywhere
  • Aidxn
    Aidxn
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    “I’ve seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this farm”
  • Daniel Almiron
    Daniel Almiron
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    He could of just broke the chest and got the items out off it
  • Reyniel playz
    Reyniel playz
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    Tech no 10mil sub lets goooo
  • Reyniel playz
    Reyniel playz
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    Jk
  • Ojas Mudgal
    Ojas Mudgal
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    Lol
  • XxLavender_DreamsxX
    XxLavender_DreamsxX
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    I had counted 29 :D Also why am I JUST NOW seeing this LOL this was 7 years ago
  • Ivander Keynan • 14 years ago
    Ivander Keynan • 14 years ago
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    rip in p
  • Cyberpotato 0271
    Cyberpotato 0271
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    welcome 2021 recommended people!
  • Will Thomas
    Will Thomas
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    I had a couple.
  • minecrafter
    minecrafter
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    3:49 with captions on,you won’t regret it
  • Brogan plays
    Brogan plays
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    Did i just hear a jojo reference
  • *F O R T N I T E P L A Y S*
    *F O R T N I T E P L A Y S*
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    Techno killed APHMAU T-T
  • matt alcoriza
    matt alcoriza
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    what if the parents of the family were orphans if he kills the parents of the family then the child will be an orphan....
  • Will It Snap?
    Will It Snap?
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    Techno best youtuber because techno enjoys killing small kids in videogame and directly demanding money from viewers because he deserves it because he is best youtuber
  • Banana slash blade
    Banana slash blade
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    TECHNO NEVER DIES
  • Jax_Potato
    Jax_Potato
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    He has bedrock
  • Aidxn
    Aidxn
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    When you realize that Squid Kid is verified but Techno isn’t
  • hamburber
    hamburber
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    Techno sounds like a younger rick
  • Nate Wong
    Nate Wong
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    All he has is a diamond sword not that strong -Technoblade
  • Yufeng yan
    Yufeng yan
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    lol
  • Lnttt
    Lnttt
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    “I’m gonna get like 2 and a half armor bars.” *Techno literally gets 2 and a half armor bars right after saying that.*
  • Justus McKay
    Justus McKay
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    Sheeeeeeesh
  • Dolphin Dan 2 Electric Boogaloo Return of the King
    Dolphin Dan 2 Electric Boogaloo Return of the King
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    ‘Never fight a man with thousands of dogs and really good armor and weapons.’ Sun Tzu - The Art Of War, Probably
  • deltaRed
    deltaRed
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    Germany and the Soviet Union bully Poland
  • Vicky Wu
    Vicky Wu
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    His kneecaps go crazy 😂😂
  • Mr. Lumbago
    Mr. Lumbago
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    Why am i getting recommended old videos Not complaining just confused
  • Roderick Pollard
    Roderick Pollard
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    He clicked so fast, that the FPS of the camera didn’t pick it up
  • Brbrbrbreanna D
    Brbrbrbreanna D
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    “In what way is this a government; it’s literally a book club.” Me, a book club board member: *sweats profusely*
  • Dio Brando
    Dio Brando
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    *YES*
  • Ace John Macaspac
    Ace John Macaspac
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    I can see his faceeee
  • Sharma Bavita
    Sharma Bavita
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    What is MVP????🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕😅😅😅😅😅
  • Honeylyn Delarosa
    Honeylyn Delarosa
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    Hey. Technoblade can duel again to dream and to prove your the best player in hol world
  • unicorn lover
    unicorn lover
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    Techno is literally my fav u watch 2 videos and now like his videos more then anything
  • User NotFound
    User NotFound
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    The kitchen looks as if they took a school kitchen and gave it good cabinets
  • LonelyLexi123
    LonelyLexi123
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    This is 15 seconds. What a scam
  • Funny Valentine
    Funny Valentine
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    Alternate title: British child gets bullied by 12 adults
  • CyberDragon
    CyberDragon
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    BEAT VIDEO EVER
  • blxretro
    blxretro
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    Why are we all arguing over wheat there is no hunger in this game. *goes and farms 500m potatos*
  • Max L. B. M.Y. G.
    Max L. B. M.Y. G.
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    Who is here after Quackity’s stream to see the grave island
  • Sun Dappled
    Sun Dappled
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    The intro is so good, the words are so simple and compelling.
  • NickWearsSocks
    NickWearsSocks
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    broooo my boy tech sword got kilt got gunk ball
  • Nozomi Toujou
    Nozomi Toujou
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    Idk If It is what the person meant, but ixi in portuguese means oops ir when something is wrong/not going the way they expected
  • SpItFiRe GOD
    SpItFiRe GOD
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    why am I here? what lead me to this video after 5 years???
  • Scarlet Skies
    Scarlet Skies
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    It could be 80 degrees (Fahrenheit) one day and the next there could be 4 feet of snow, no joke that’s happened multiple times this year.... 😒 it also got to -36 ish degrees (Fahrenheit again) This winter I wore shorts in 32 degree weather because it got so cold I hate my states weather it’s so inconsistent Sorry about my weather rant, hope you have a great day! 😊
  • Sun Dappled
    Sun Dappled
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    The epic conclusion! back here to watch after the crown was dusted off for the fight with Dante.
  • Malluc
    Malluc
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    This man has always had a fantastic sense of humor.
  • bofooit gojo
    bofooit gojo
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    “If you can’t win a $10000 fridge go the $5000 one” -Sun Tzu the art of war
  • dqriuss
    dqriuss
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    “pick up the pace losers, chop chop”
  • Obamaspuebes
    Obamaspuebes
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    Are you turning 22 this year?
  • That Nerd Albert
    That Nerd Albert
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    i found my 2 year old comment on this video, cool
  • Sun Dappled
    Sun Dappled
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    Your content is amazing, and super funny I come back to watch this when I feel down.
  • Cooper Jump
    Cooper Jump
    13 तासांपूर्वी
    Everyone:”so how many orphans have you killed?” Technoblade:”yes”
  • dream
    dream
    14 तासांपूर्वी
    those that have treated me with kindness, i will repay that kindness tenfold. and those that treat me with injustice, that use me, that hunt me down, that hurt my friends-i shall repay that injustice a thousand times over
  • Irene Yambot
    Irene Yambot
    14 तासांपूर्वी
    hahaha michael was also there
  • Doge Gaming!
    Doge Gaming!
    14 तासांपूर्वी
    He even searched on the m- *box hits him* *1 second later* *dog comes*
  • Sun Dappled
    Sun Dappled
    14 तासांपूर्वी
    Technosupport
  • Crafted Doge
    Crafted Doge
    14 तासांपूर्वी
    To this day admins still have not fixed pig kit
  • Nini Luu
    Nini Luu
    14 तासांपूर्वी
    :ooooo :OOOOOO
  • Vicky Wu
    Vicky Wu
    14 तासांपूर्वी
    Another episode on *Will this be the newest high viewed video!! Made 6 years ago*
  • Pengtropica
    Pengtropica
    14 तासांपूर्वी
    What I learned from this video: He is a highschooler and he has Dream What I didn’t learn from this video: what Technoblade looks like
  • Kashan Malick
    Kashan Malick
    14 तासांपूर्वी
    First in my recommendations lmao I just woke up
  • Raphael Autret
    Raphael Autret
    14 तासांपूर्वी
    Man. I can’t get enough of those elbows